00:00 – 02:20
Nietzsche, Kierky and Burgess McPhilbin introduce the programme.
02:21 – 06:48
Nietzsche and Kierky talk about negative attitudes to gay people. Professor Probious introduces his film about sexuality. Nietzsche reveals his crush on a famous Slabovian lesbian.
06:49 – 10:15
Burgess McPhilbin presents his amazing sex facts about sexuality, including stories from the Greek island of Lesbos, Queen Victoria, different religious cultures, and the samurai warriors of ancient Japan.
10:16 – 15:37
We hear a message from General Schmerdiakov. Nietzsche and Kierky talk about Polari, the slang language particularly popular with gay people in the 1950s and '60s. Burgess McPhilbin's sex spies are sent on a mission – Operation: Sexuality.
15:38 – 19:54
Pavlov the Robot conducts another Citizen Sex Survey – all about sexuality. Afansia's role-play is about coming out to one's parents.
19:55 – 23:55
Sex advice with the Svets: naughty Svetlana and nice Svetlana offer advice to one teen calling in with a sex-related problem. Nietzsche and Kierky close the show with a recap and a song.
Straight talking advice and real life stories on the subjects that matter to teenagers, including sex and relationships.
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