00:00 – 02:20
Nietzsche, Kierky and Burgess McPhilbin introduce the programme.
02:21 – 06:27
Nietzsche and Kierky talk about the state-approved Slabovian sex guide, which isn't very helpful! Professor Probious introduces his film about the act of sex.
06:28 – 10:22
Burgess McPhilbin presents his amazing sex facts about having sex, including stories from the Kama Sutra, the ancient Egyptians, the Second World War and St Thomas Aquinas.
10:23 – 16:27
Nietzsche and Kierky recommend not having sex too soon. We hear a message from General Schmerdiakov. Burgess McPhilbin's sex spies are sent on a mission – Operation: Sexual Positions (for loving relationships only!). Nietzsche and Kierky talk about the risks of sexual activity.
16:28 – 19:14
Pavlov the Robot conducts another Citizen Sex Survey – all about having sex.
19:15 – 24:15
Nietzsche and Kierky advise young people to talk to an adult they trust. Sex advice with the Svets: naughty Svetlana and nice Svetlana offer advice to one teen calling in with a sex-related problem. Nietzsche and Kierky close the show with a recap and a song.
Straight talking advice and real life stories on the subjects that matter to teenagers, including sex and relationships.
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