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	What did the policeman say to his belly?
	Why did the elephant get out of the swimming pool?
	What do you call a line of Barbie dolls?
	Why was the Egyptian boy confused?
	Why is Woody so cool?
	Where do you take a sick wasp?
	What does an elephant use when it's raining?
	What does a jellybean wear when it's raining?
	What do you call a donkey with three legs?
	Why is a football pitch always wet?
	What do elephants play in the back of the car?
	How do you know there is an elephant in your fridge?
	What do you call a sheep without any legs?
	What did the sea say to the shore?
	What's tall, sweet and French?
	How did the leg of pork get to the hospital?
	Why did the chicken cross the road?
	What do elephants play in the back of the car?
	A man walks into a bar...
	What's brown, hairy and sneezes?
	Where does Santa stay on holiday?
	What did the orange say when he went to the doctor?
	What did the big telephone say to the little telephone?
	Why is a football stadium cool?
	Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
	Why did the hand cross the road?
	Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
	What do you call a train full of toffee?
	Knock, knock, who's there? Annette. Annette who?
	How do you get 28 Pikachu to sit on a chair?
	What do you call two robbers on a washing line?
	What do you get when you cross a cow with a camel?
	What did the astronauts find in their frying pans?
	Woman: I need a sarong. Man: What's a sarong?
	Why do elephants have big ears?
	Knock, knock, who's there? Watson Watson who?
	How do elephants go on hoilday?
	How does a banana cross the road?
	What is a boxers favourite drink?
	What do you get if you sit under a cow?
	Why did the crab get arrested?
	What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
	When is a bus not a bus?
	Where do cows go on holiday?
	What is black and white and red all over?
	What do you get when you call 666?
	What do you call a man floating in the sea?
	What subject do mosquitoes like?
	When is a bus not a bus?
	Man: What's the difference between a mailbox and an elephant's bum? Boy: I don't know
	What did the grape say when it got stood on?
	Why did the dinoasour cross the road?
	Why did the taps run?
	What do you call a camel with 3 humps?
	What goes zzub, zubb?
	Knock, knock, who's there? Colin Colin who?
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