Number Crew

Channel 4 Learning

Here are some of the jokes you've sent in. Thank you! We're sorry we're no longer accepting new ones.
	What sort of snake is good at maths?
	What sort of shop do you come out of with less than you when came in?
	How many seconds are there in a year?
	What did the zero say to the eight?
	Why was the six nervous?
	What's grey and has a trunk?
	What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
	What part of a fish weighs the most?
	What's the best way to talk to a shark?
	What do you call a penguin in the desert?
	What's black and white and red all over?
	Where does a gorilla sleep?
	What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
	What do you call a well-dressed lion?
	Why didn't the elephant get rich?
	What animal is taller than a buffalo?
	Where do polar bears go to dance?
	What do tigers have that no other animal has?
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